I'm not sure how to start this post. I can only say that this has been a moment several years in the making. Going to school on the East Coast guaranteed legit winters. And despite the fact that I have exceedingly hot feet at all times of the day, all times of the year, I am so happy that Target is finally carrying appropriately sized and printed onesies for an Emily like me. To be correct, I am a boy who fits pretty much perfectly into a L, for ages 10-12. Also, I am totally flame resistant/retardant. Retarded...retard...
And yes, I am wearing it right now.
However, the fleece onesie is not without its problems. I wish the sticky pads on the soles of the footsies had a little more friction. Perhaps there could be a little more fabric in the rear. Why are the footsies not unzippable? Wouldn't this look so much cuter with a little peter pan collar? Yes! And most of all - buttflap?! The bathroom is indescribably cold at night.
My friends have proposed all being gummy bears for Halloween. Granny Smith Apple Gummy Bear is not so sure how this will meld with her existing costume ideas, but yayzors for snuggling in fleece.
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